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The Office has been a hit show for years and even though there are no longer new episodes, there's still plenty of great material that has come out of the hit show that is relevant today.
You won't go very long without hearing someone somewhere use The Office quotes or crack a joke from any of the hilarious characters the show has to offer.
Whether you are a Jim, Pam, Dwight, Kelly or Michael fan, there are a ton of hilarious moments from the show that will never get old. Just ask any true fan of the show, they most likely have binge-watched every single episode two or three times.
If you need a pick me up from a bad day or just a good laugh to keep you going here are 30 of the best The Office quotes to help put a smile on your face.
The Best ‘Office’ Quotes of All Time
1. "Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way." — Michael Scott
2. "I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out..." — Kelly Kapoor
3. "I am Beyonce always." — Michael Scott
4. "Oh, it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn." — Andy Bernard
5. "I am running away from my responsibilities and it feels good." — Michael Scott
6. "Should have burned this place down when I had the chance." — Michael Scott
7. "One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then." — Jim Halpert
8. "Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?" — Kevin Malone
9. "I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat." — Pam Beesly
10. "I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." — Michael Scott
11. "Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' and if they would, I do not do that thing." — Dwight Schrute
12. "I stopped caring a long time ago." — Creed Bratton
13. "It takes an advanced sense of humor. I don't expect everybody to understand." — Michael Scott
14. "The doctor said, if I can't find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I'm going to die. I'm going to die." — Stanley Hudson
15. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." — Michael Scott
16. "You only live once? False. You live every day. You only die once." — Dwight Schrute
17. "Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica" — Jim Halpert
18. "I understand nothing." — Michael Scott
19. "What are your weaknesses?" "I don't have any, a--hole." — Kelly Kapoor
20. "I got six numbers. One more would have been a complete telephone number." — Kevin Malone
21. "For my new year's resolution, I gave up drinking... during the week." — Meredith Palmer
22. "Come on guys. Early worm gets the worm." — Michael Scott
"Another worm, like, are they friends?" — Jim Halpert
23. "An office is a place where dreams come true." — Michael Scott
24. "I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them." — Andy Bernard
25. "I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake." — Kelly Kapoor
26. "If I don't have some cake soon, I might die." — Stanley Hudson
27. "I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do." — Michael Scott
28. "Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship." — Andy Bernard
29. "I just wanna lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted." — Kevin Malone
30. "That's what she said." — Michael Scott
Molly Given is a writer living in Philadelphia and a lover of all things to do with mystery and magic in life. When she’s not writing her fingers off she can be found planning her next adventure in a new part of the world.