Cover Photo: tostphoto (Getty Images). Cover Tweet: @MJMcKean
When a week ends, a collection of funniest tweets is born for your twisted Twitter-loving pleasure.
Give our top tweets of the week a quick glance, enjoy a hearty laugh and then scurry off into your weekend, but first, remember to follow these fine folks on Twitter. Their blood, sweat and tweets did not come easily, but again, neither did your weekend.
Tweet yourself to these, then follow us @Mandatory on Twitter.
Crazy that every person in front of you at an ATM has never used an ATM before
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) January 11, 2019
we're evolving. https://t.co/ff0lbnYaLk
— gabrielle noel (@gabalexa) January 10, 2019
Was it the tapas? https://t.co/CcMFeK9UXR
— batkaren (@batkaren) January 11, 2019
I've never seen Sex & The City, but I'm assuming I'm a Blanche.
— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) January 10, 2019
a fun way to freak out your parents is to tell them you dropped out of college this semester and when they start losing it say you're just kidding and just when they start to recover tell them you actually dropped out last semester but have that part be true
— The Hype (@TheHyyyype) January 11, 2019
me at 14: i can't wait to be 21
me at 21: ok that's enough
me at 22: *continuing to age* this is so unfair