Kat Von D’s ‘Cheaper by the Dozen’ movie mansion on sale for $15M

Kat Von D’s ‘Cheaper by the Dozen’ movie mansion on sale for $15M

Steve Martin not included. 

Tattoo artist Kat Von D has listed her Victorian LA mansion — which also happens to be the set of the 2003 flick “Cheaper by the Dozen” — for a cool $15 million. 

While the over 12,000-square-foot property looked warm and familial in the movie adaptation, listing photos show that Von D, 39, has transformed the space into a chic horror movie set with a personal touch, TMZ first reported.

The lush landscaping significantly mutes any real nightmare vibes, but the blood-red outdoor swimming pool and brick work — not to mention statues and a multitude of peaked roofs — give even the marketing photos Draculean energy. 

Interested buyers will get a lot more to work with than a vampire aesthetic, though: The three-story main home has 11 beds, eight full baths and is located in Los Angeles proper. It was built in 1896, giving it plenty of years to accumulate actual ghosts in addition to spooky decor. 

kat von d los angeles mansionThere is a separate carriage house on the property.realtor.comkat von d los angeles mansionThe home features a blood-red pool. realtor.comkat von d los angeles mansionMany of the original details have been retained.realtor.comThe three-story main home has 11 beds, 8½ baths and is located in Los Angeles proper.The three-story main home has 11 beds, eight full baths and is located in Los Angeles proper.realtor.com

A separate carriage house on the property also features two bedrooms and a bathroom over a garage. In total, the gated home includes seven fireplaces.

“The traditional floor plan offers a grand salon that seamlessly flows to the library/den and formal living room/sitting room,” the listing noted, adding that the dining room is lined with paneling and leaded stained-glass windows. 

The gardens and pool area can be accessed through numerous exits, as well as a secret door hidden inside a bar. 

kat von d los angeles mansionOne of the home’s 13 total bedrooms.realtor.comkat von d los angeles mansionA modern HVAC system has been installed around the original details.realtor.comThe color red is a popular feature in the home.The color red is a popular feature in the home.realtor.com

On the top floor, there is another living space that doubles as a theater with a stage featuring the original footlights, with a bar, kitchenette and a “dramatic turret side room.” 

The modern multizone HVAC system was “painstakingly installed” so as not to disturb the original wood and plasterwork.

The dining room is lined with paneling and leaded stained-glass windows.The dining room is lined with paneling and leaded stained-glass windows. realtor.comkat von d los angeles mansionThe property is gated.realtor.comkat von d los angeles mansionAnother view of the scarlet pool and surrounding area.realtor.comkat von d los angeles mansionOne of the mansion’s eight full baths.realtor.com