Nasty ‘Santa Inc.’ Ruins Christmas, Hates on Easter: ‘F**k the Resurrection’

Nasty ‘Santa Inc.’ Ruins Christmas, Hates on Easter: ‘F**k the Resurrection’

HBO Max’s brand new series Santa Inc. (released Dec. 2) may be one of the nastiest, most hate-filled Christmas series ever. It has also managed to score some of the lowest audience ratings ever on both IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes, but star Seth Rogen is bizarrely blaming the series’ failure on “white supremacists.”


Santa Inc. North Pole is a vulgar, twisted world where even characters the audience is supposed to root for are vicious and unlikable. The offensive material is too numerous to mention. The male characters in the series are creepy, sexually predatory misogynists (the writers must have confused the North Pole with Hollywood) and the women tend to be vulgar, mean, or weak.


This Christmas series also spends an inordinate amount of time talking about and promoting abortion. Candy (Sarah Silverman), the main character of this Christmas series, tells her brother while she is fighting, “I’m finishing that abortion mom tried 35 years ago.”


When Candy gets an offer to work for the Easter bunny instead of Santa, she initially rejects it because “a company that denies a woman her bodily autonomy, even for religious reasons, is not for me.” You see, Peter Rabbit’s (Patton Oswalt) daughter, Petunia Rabbit (Aidy Bryant), was fired from Easter Enterprises for having “thousands of abortions.” Petunia rails that her father is a “hypocrite hiding behind religion” and tells a reporter, “Who cares about my personal life?”


Candy ultimately goes to Easter Island to meet with the Easter Bunny where the bunnies of Easter Island insult Christianity in the worst terms imaginable. “I mean, resurrection, it’s bullshit, right?” the Easter Bunny’s son tells Candy. “Fuck The resurrection. Peter Rabbit will become the new Jesus,” Peter Rabbit declares as he plans to take down Santa, Inc.

The entire show is anti-natalist throughout. An animated cookie who has a baby complains about how her body was “wrecked by childbirth.” The cookie’s husband, the only family man in the show, is constantly berated by his wife.


Candy herself hates children but wants to become the next Santa to beat the patriarchy. “The position of Santa had mostly been a white man’s game,” her grandfather explains. She thinks it is time a “vagina finally sits in the red suit.”




Each episode features SJW dialogue. Candy tells Santa “More American children believe than they do vaccines or Holocaust,” and an elf responds, “Thanksgiving is founded on an imperialist lying.” The dialogue includes lines on “global warming” and “slut shame.” A lot of this dialogue breaks the left-wing record.


The show, which is dominated by white men, depicts them as oppressors. The terms “male” and “white”, are almost used as derogatory words. At one point, Candy even says, “I’m better than male human shit.”


Candy, a good manager but hater of children, offers Santa (Seth Rogan), to take over Santa, Inc. when he passes away. A young, white, healthy child who can be trusted with children will become the next face for the company. Santa calls himself the “most progressive Santa in history” and a “supporter of women’s rights.” He boasts his progressivism but exploits workers and shows selfishness to his wife.


Candy is determined to make Santa, Inc.’s workers happier, so it makes sense that she accept Santa’s invitation to reform Santa, Inc. from the inside. Instead, the script goes full communist. Candy kidnaps Santa’s Santa’s Sleigh and ends up being arrested. She receives “bail from an anonymous Super PAC” and prepares to “start the revolution” for “all the workers oppressed by Santa, Inc.” She uses the secret code “AOC was cancelled” to coordinate a walkout with fellow workers on Christmas Eve night. “Operation Fuck Santa” commences and workers hold signs with phrases like “Justice is coming to town” and “No Justice, No X-Mas.”


Candy even leaves a reindeer, the heir to Rudolph, to die in a snow bank after she accidentally hits him with her car. He was killed in a car accident that she hit with her car.


Maria Bamford, Mrs. Claus has left Santa Claus and gives a passionate speech to protestors on Christmas Eve about the importance of health care for women and the necessity of maternity leave. Santa, desperate to save Candy from being beaten up by her husband, agrees with her because she knows everything about him. The series ends with a close-up of the reindeer Candy hit with her car still abandoned and left for dead on the side of the road. Merry Christmas.


It begs the question, why would someone approve such a terrible series? Did HBO think anger over the offensive content would generate interest and viewers? It is difficult to believe anyone would endure eight episodes without having to be paid. Even though they clicked a few episodes out of curiosity. Leave it to woke lefties Rogen and Silverman to make one of the worst Christmas specials ever.