“Farting In Front Of A Partner Leads To A Stronger Relationship.” “Crying Can Help You Lose Weight.” If these headlines sound like enough of the internet for you today, let me tell you, we've only started.

Thanks to the “Funny News Headlines” Instagram account that collects some of the worst, most bizarre and plain stupid news headlines, we have quite a collection to facepalm at today. Beware not to drink any beverages while scrolling through, since the chances of spit-take are really high.

With 231k followers, the account is gaining popularity every day, and you can see why. For anyone who appreciates the absurdity of our everyday life, this one is a treat you’ve been waiting for. Psst! More of the worst newspaper headlines await in our previous post.

#1 It’s So Good To See The Different Fruits Unite

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#2 This Is Amazing

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#3 Got To Make Sure

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#4 Money Moves

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#5 Amazing

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#6 This Is Who I Want In Charge Of My Country

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#7 That Cat Must Feel Like A King

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#8 Look How Proud He Is

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#9 Genius

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#10 This Is Beautiful

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#11 Very Helpful Drawing

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#12 I Bet They Loved Every Minute Of That

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#13 Fully Deserved

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#14 Tag A Vegan

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#15 What Were They Expecting

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#16 This Kid Is Ahead Of The Game

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#17 Makes Sense

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#18 Same

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#19 1000 Iq Move

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#20 Worth A Try

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#21 Genius

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#22 Legend

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#23 Legend

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#24 Deserved?

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#25 Not All Heroes Wear Capes

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#26 Legend

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#27 Hey Panini

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#28 He Just Respects Mother Nature

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#29 You’ve Got To Limber Up

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#30 If Only I Could Do This

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#31 It Was The Holy Spirit

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#32 Tag A Ginger Who Should Try This

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#33 Don’t Blame Him

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#34 Get Me There

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#35 It’s Simple

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#36 No Wonder They Taste So Good

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#37 Ffs

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#38 Big Mood

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#39 Life Goals

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#40 This Man Was Living The Dream

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#41 Tag A Fortnite Player

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#42 I Wonder Why?

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#43 Why Are They Always From Florida Tho?

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#44 Well Played Bro

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#45 Awww

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#46 Good One John

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#47 So Sad

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#48 Hero

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#49 Fffff

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#50 Mood

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#51 The Choice Of Pictures Is Killing Me

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#52 No Way

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#53 Imagine

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#54 Good One

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#55 Please Do It Elon

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#56 I Don’t Think That’s How It Works...

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#57 Well She Looks Normal

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#58 Poor Guy

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#59 Wtf

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#60 Oh No

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#61 He Kinda Does

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#62 Oooof

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#63 Ironic

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#64 Do Not F*ck With The Prince

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#65 Lmao Tag A Vegan

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#66 I Like His Jeans

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#67 What A Legend

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#68 Chocolate Rain

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#69 Hit Like If You Feel Inspired

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#70 Me

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#71 Oh No

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#72 He Looks Absolutely Dashing

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#73 Sneak 100

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#74 That’s A Lot Of Divorce Papers Right There...

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#75 Unlucky...

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#76 Hold Up

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#77 This Is Not Going To End Well

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#78 Why Am I Not Surprised?

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#79 Relatable

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#80 There Goes My Hero

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#81 The Most Relatable News Headline I've Ever Read

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#82 F To Pay Respects

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#83 Don’t Blame Them Tbh

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#84 Legend

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#85 Good Luck Kiddos

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#86 Not All Heroes Wear Capes

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#87 I Don’t Think Anyone Would Respond Well To This

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#88 There Goes My Hero

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