With home values in the US soaring up to 31.2% since 2019, you naturally expect that the images in real estate listings have ameliorated. Don’t get it wrong. Nobody’s expecting the real estate agents to master the art of fine photography, nail decoration and have it all skillfully presented to their clients. But what we do look for is an absence of gag reflex at horrendous estate shots that transgress the border of decency and common sense.
Well, let me tell you, from what you are about to see, things have barely changed. The Instagram account “Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos,” aka pure nightmare material not to be consumed by your inner interior geek, still has plenty of property pics that hit rock bottom, fall beyond the ground, hit the bottom of the barrel that nobody knew was possible, and then hit the earth's core.
But hey, there’s also some charm in this whole tackiness, so get your popcorn ready, we’re about to see what disasters are on the real estate menu most of us would never be able to afford. Psst! More terrible real estate agent pics can be found in our previous posts here, here and here.
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#1
Lockdown business opportunity: Trampoline helmets.
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#2
Spice up your morning with an unexpected trip to the ground floor.
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#3
“It’s important for kids to have their own space, and that cavity wall was going to waste anyway”
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#4
If M C Escher had tried interior design.
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#5
Aunt Bessie’s next lockdown project is to knit a conservatory.
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#6
“You’re welcome, honey. I also got the Tom Selleck bath towels”
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#7
Have you tried turning the room off and back on again?
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#8
“It’s that time of the evening again, just talk amongst yourselves“
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#9
Deleted scene from Clash of the Titans where the Minotaur emerges from the bathroom to ask if that was the last of the toilet paper.
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#10
"If the 1870s had happened in the 1980s."
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#11
“Let me know when you’re done in the bath, I’ll use that water for the pasta”
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#12
Interior design influencers are already predicting a strong year for images of dogs printed on a towel hung over the only window in a wooden room.
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#13
Wishing you all a deeply disappointing and poorly furnished Christmas.
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#14
High art.
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#15
Keeping Up with the Trumps didn’t make it past the pilot episode.
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#16
The spare bedroom features a lingering stunned silence.
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#17
As the foliage grew in strength and numbers, the cushions made plans to reclaim the ground floor on behalf of all the soft furnishings.
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#18
"According to the Curse of Amenhotep, he who discovers this tomb must commit to some minor rennovations before putting it back on the market."
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#19
"The painting in the hall is of Arthur’s most recent colonoscopy."
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#20
"It would be possible to blame Accidental Selfie Syndrome were it not for the room-by-room costume changes."
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#21
Next time you have prunes before bed, we swap sides.
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#22
Upstairs gets pretty messy in the fall.
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#23
On the 5th day, God gave his preliminary sketches to the couple next door as an apology for all the noise.
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#24
Don’t bugs the let bite bed.
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#25
By combining random elements of a livingroom, a utility room, a hallway, and a staircase, mankind finally created the Livingway Stairtility Room.
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#26
Bob’s ability to empty a room was renowned across the children’s entertainment industry.
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#27
Hands up if you absolutely refuse to be hurried when you’re on the toilet.
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#28
Misery is having to read someone else’s definition of happiness while trying to unblock a U-bend
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#29
The guest bedroom allows direct access to your troubled childhood.
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#30
Local man admits running illegal workshop making nightmares and panic attacks.
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#31
Don’t be fooled by the bunting.
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#33
“You go look upstairs Sandra, I’ll check out the stables”
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#34
Evenings were the worst for Trevor, who only got to see the rest of the suite on weekends.
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#35
It's a sh*tchen...
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#36
Check for flakes and residue before making your toilet brush the focal point of the diningroom.
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#37
Stan began to wonder how often the other chairs had been meeting like this without him.
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#38
The years of practise paying off for Jeff here, as he executes a flawless accidental selfie from a different room.
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#39
Zach’s new garden saved him a fortune in hay fever medicine.
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#40
“If the show sucks we can always leave during the interval“
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#41
The shared courtyard is available for an hour a day, provided you can reach an agreement with the other inmates.
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#42
In this version, the Princess pricks her finger, orders some bleach, packs her books, and moves out.
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#43
Microwaves are widely regarded as the most needy of the kitchen appliances.
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#44
The perfect beachside property in which to relive the Allied Normandy Landings of 1944.
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#45
This is Feng Shui for “we haven’t had a visitor since 2007″.
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#46
“We can talk about how I got up here when you find me a way back down”
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#47
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#48
I can really see ourselves here honey. This can be the corner I cry in when I’m ruining your parties.
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#49
Property features some excellent outdoor space for entertaining.
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#50
Please make your way to the upper deck where you will be assigned a lifeboa
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#51
By combining random elements of a livingroom, a utility room, a hallway, and a staircase, mankind finally created the Livingway Stairtility Room.
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#52
Property’s integrated security system provides peace of mind, lack of access and a trip hazard.
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