So honestly, they always give me like two minutes, two to three minutes, which if you know anything but standup, that is not enough time. They give the magicians nine minutes, but they give a cripple comedian two minutes, who's a slow talker. [laughs] Sorry, I'm not jaded. [laughs] Honestly, every time I leave this show, I'm just like, I just wish I had like one more minute so I could have like slowed the pacing down to the level that I like to do it. Like, if you see my show, my jokes are much longer and they're just like, I'm going with the vibe. This is like, 'Okay, ready for the next one? What's the next one? Okay, here comes the next thought.' But obviously, I get what I get, so I did what I had to do. And if I win with that set, amazing. If I don't, I'm still very proud of getting to zing Simon Cowell. That feels better than anything. [laughs]
